An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman discuss in front of a Guinness in a pub. Everyone is talking about his wife ...
English says looking at his pint:
- I'm afraid my half is cheating on me with a carpenter!
The other two look at him and ask him why he thinks that.
- The other night, when I got home from work, I found a saw and a piece of wood under the bed, so obviously ... answers English.
The Scottish then speaks:
- Oh, it's not better. I think my wife cheats on me with a plumber ... Last night when I got home, I found a pipe and a wrench under the bed!
After trying to console his two friends, the Irishman seems petrified at once and shouts:
- Oh my God! I think my wife is cheating on me with a horse !!!
His two friends are stunned and ask him why he believes this and he answers:
- Because the other night, when I came back, I found a jockey hidden under the bed!