An elderly couple comes to the conciliations judge.
- We want to divorce.
- How old are you, sir? asks the magistrate.
- Ninety-six years ...
- And you, Mrs ?
- Ninety-four years ...
- How long have you been married?
"Seventy years, sir.
- And it took you seventy years to realize that you could not live together anymore?
- No, but we wanted to wait for the children to be dead ...