An 86 year old gentleman in a doctor's office. The receptionist asks him:
- Hello sir, why do you want to see a doctor today?
- There is something wrong with my penis.
The secretary feels bad and interrupts the gentleman.
- You should not go into a doctor's office crowded with people saying things like that!
- Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you!
- You have probably caused the embargo in the waiting room filled with patients. You should have said that you had a problem with your ear or something else and then discuss your real problem privately with the doctor!
- Yes?
- There is something wrong with my ear.
- Perfect, and what's wrong with your ear sir?
- I'm not able to pee with it anymore!