After dating my fiancee for a year, we decided to get married next month. My future mother-in-law is awesome and, moreover, terribly sexy. She took care of all the preparations herself: wedding, church, music, photographer, dinner, flowers, etc.
Yesterday she asked me to go to her house to see the list of guests.
When she arrived at her house, she told me that she found me to be a very attractive man, that in a month I would be married and that nothing would be possible after that, and that she would like us to make love like beasts. Then she gets up and sensually heads to the bedroom.
I remained standing, surprised and finally I ran towards the exit door.
Arrived outside, leaning against the hood of my car, her smiling husband explains to me that they had simply wanted to make sure that their dear daughter was going to marry an honest and faithful man, by testing me that way and therefore congratulates me on my reaction.
Conclusion: fortunately I forgot the condoms in the car ...