Advice for men: Pay attention to what you say. Women are witty:
SHE: If I were to die, would you remarry?
He: Of course not!
SHE: No? Why ? Do not you like being married?
He: Of course I appreciate!
SHE: So why do not you remarry?
He: Well, okay, I'll remarry if it makes you happy!
SHE: (looking sad): Would you remarry?
He: yes? ..
SHE: And you sleep with her in our bed?
HE: Where would you like us to sleep?
SHE: Would you replace my photos with hers?
HE: Uh ... yes, of course ...
SHE: And she would use my car?
He: No, she can not drive ...
SHE: (silence)
HE: SHIT ... !