A woman of a certain age goes to a painter to get a portrait:
- And please, can you add a pair of sumptuous diamond and ruby earrings, as well as a beautiful diamond, ruby and sapphire necklace, a huge ruby bracelet and several rare stone rings.
- But you do not have these jewels.
- No, but if I die before my husband, he will remarry and I laugh that his new wife will put the house upside down to get their hands on these jewels!