A woman is transferred to work in another city. After a few days, she sends a telegram to her husband who says:
"PLEASE SEND DOCUMENTS FOR DIVORCE IN EMERGENCY. I MEET AN IDEAL COMPANION THAT HAS THE SAME CHARACTERISTICS AS THE NEW FORD FUSION "
Curious, the husband goes to a dealer and asks the seller the characteristics of such a car and the seller answers:
- It is more powerful, longer, wider, accelerates faster, more beautiful and does not drink much.
Two weeks later, she receives a telegram from her husband saying:
"I SEND THE PAPERS OF DIVORCE. SIGNS FAST! I MEETING AN IDEAL COMPAGNIE. IT MEETS ALL THE QUALITIES OF THE NEW FORD RANGER »
Curious, the woman goes to a dealer and asks questions about this car. The seller answers him:
- It is more resistant, supports more weight, the lubrication is automatic, the body is new and rounder, more beautiful and more comfortable, it has double air-bag extra large, quieter, more economical, and in addition it accepts the hitch from behind.