A woman comes commissions and finds her husband in bed with a young and charming lady. The man jumps out of bed and says:
- Honey, I can explain everything to you! On the way home from the golf course, I saw this poor girl on the side of the road. I took her hitchhiking and asked where she was going. She told me that she had nowhere to go and that she had not eaten for 3 days so I brought her home and gave her food. While she ate, I saw she did not have a shoe, so I gave her one of your pairs of shoes that you no longer use. Then I saw that his clothes were tattered so I gave him your old clothes that you no longer use. When she was about to leave, she turned to me and said, "Is there anything else your wife is not using anymore? ..."