A woman comes back after visiting a sick friend.
She had left for two days. When she returns to the apartment, her little boy greets him by saying:
- Mom, mom, guess what: Yesterday while I was playing in the closet of your room, dad came into the room with the neighbor, and they undressed, and they were on the bed and dad he put himself on her, and he made pushups with her!
The mother takes her son's hand and tells him:
- No more a word! We'll wait for your father to come back from work and you'll tell him exactly what you just told me!
The father comes back from work. His wife jumps on him saying:
- I'm leaving you! I pack my bags and shoot myself!
The husband:
- But why?
- Go ahead! Tell me what you told me earlier!
The little boy:
- Well, yesterday, while I was playing in the closet of your room, Dad came back with the neighbor, and they undressed, and they were on the bed and dad got on the neighbor, and they did exactly what you did with Uncle Fernand when Dad left last summer.