A small neighborhood grocer sees a small Chinese restaurant open next to his shop.
One day the little chinese comes to see the grocer.
- Hello sir, I would like 5 boxes of Whiskas.
- No no, no question, I know you're going to serve that to your customers.
- No Sir, I have three cats.
- Ok, bring me your cats and we'll see.
The little Chinese shows his cats at the grocer and leaves with his boxes of whiskeys.
A few days later, the little Chinese boy comes back.
- Hello sir, I would like 3 boxes of Canigou
- Out of the question, this time you will not do me the blow, you will serve that to your customers.
- No Sir, I have three Labrador.
- Bring them and we'll see.
The little Chinese shows his dogs and leaves with his boxes of Canigou.
A few days later, the Chinese boy enters the grocery store with a package in his hand.
He puts it on the counter, opens it and reveals something that might be vaguely reminiscent of meatballs.
The grocer thinks that finally he is very nice this little Chinese since he brings him one of his specialties to make him taste.
The grocer soaks his finger in the contents of the package, tastes.
- But .... it's shit!
- Yes, I would like three rolls of toilet paper, please.