A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are in a train compartment.
The Russian takes a bottle of vodka from his travel bag, pours himself a drink, drinks it and says:
- In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world. Nowhere else will you find finer vodka. And we have so many that we can throw it as we want ...
And saying this, the Russian opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle out the window.
All other travelers are quite impressed.
The Cuban then takes his box of Havana from his pocket, takes out one, turns it on, starts smoking and says:
- In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the world. The quality of our Havana is recognized around the world. We have so many at home that I can throw them out the window.
Once again, everyone is impressed in the compartment.
And at that moment, the American gets up, grabs the lawyer and throws him out the window.