A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.  The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!"

The  American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The  Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook  their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the  Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you  know. We're going at

night!"