A policeman stops a man who is driving at an excessive speed. The policeman asks:
- Can I have your driver's license please.
- I do not have.
- Do you have vehicle records?
- No. It's not my vehicle. I stole it.
- It's a stolen vehicle?!?
- Yes. But while I think about it, I think I saw the recordings of the vehicle in the glove compartment when I put my gun in it.
- There is a gun in the glove compartment ???
- Yes. I put it there after killing the girl I stole the car from. Then I put his body in the suitcase.
- There is a BODY in TRUCK ??????????
- Yes, sir the agent! The policeman is upset, he returns to his patrol car and calls the police chief to tell him everything. The leader arrives immediately and goes to see the man:
- Sir, can I see your driver's license?
- No problem, here it is. The permit was in order.
- Who owns this vehicle?
"It's mine, sir, here are the registration papers. The vehicle was indeed to this man.
- Now can you slowly open the glove compartment so I can see if there is a gun inside?
- Of course, but there is no gun! There was no rifle in the trunk.
- Hmmm. Would you like to open the truck, I heard there was a body in it.
- A body !?! I open right now! He opens the chest, no body inside. The leader continues:
- I do not understand, my colleague called to tell me that your driver's license was suspended, that you had a stolen vehicle, that there was a rifle in the glove compartment and a dead body in the truck!
- Yeah, yeah ... As long as I'm there, I guess that damn liar also told you I was driving too fast?