A photographer working for Paris-Match had to take pictures of a gigantic forest fire in the south. He calls Nice airport and asks for a pilot. He is told that a Cessna with his pilot will be ready to take him there in two hours.
Two hours later, the photographer is on the tarmac and finds the Cessna and his pilot waiting for him. He gets on the plane and shouts:
- Let's go!
Then the pilot of the Cessna starts the engine, will face the wind and take off.
In the air, the photographer says:
- You see the smoke there, go fly closer by placing yourself in the North. Then you will make several passes at low altitude.
At this moment the pilot nervously asks:
- But why ?
- Well, because I want to take pictures! I'm a photographer at Paris-Match, not a fisherman sailor !!
After a pause in a heavy silence the pilot responds:
- Come on it's a joke, huh ?! Are you not my instructor ??? ..