A man is sitting quietly and watching television. Suddenly, his wife arrives from behind and gives him a blow on the head with a saucepan.
- Why are you hitting me, he asks ...
- Washing your pants just now, I found a piece of paper with Marilou written on it ...
- Oh ! It's because last week I went to horse races and the horse I won was called Marilou ... I wanted to remember the name ...
The woman seems satisfied and apologizes.
Three days later, the man is watching television and his wife is still beating him on the head from behind with a saucepan.
- But what's wrong with you?
- Your horse phoned!