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A man comes home drunk. Arrived in front of his house, he vomits.
When he returned, his wife said to him:
- Are you still drunk, is that it?
- No !
- And in addition you vomited!
- No, it's not me, it's a friend!
- Go, give me your clothes!
The man sits in the chair. His wife comes back and says:
- It's a real bastard your friend!
- Why ?
- He even shit in your pants!