A man and his wife are busy in the garden behind the house. The husband said to his wife:
- OUAH .... your behind is as wide as the barbecue !!!
The woman ignores the derogatory remark. In the evening, the couple is in bed and the man begins to stick to his wife. She pushes him away and tells him calmly:
- If you think I'm going to heat the barbecue just for such a small sausage, you're wrong !!!