A lady will renew her passport. The official asks him:
- How many children do you have?
- 10
- And their names?
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard and Bernard.
- Are all called Bernard? And, how do you call them when they all play outside, for example?
- Very simple, I shout Bernard and they all return.
- And if you want them to sit down?
- The same. I shout Bernard and all sit down to table.
- But, and if you want to talk especially with one of them?
How do you do?
- Ah! In this case, I call him by his last name ...