The Jew and the dentist
A Jewish couple goes to the dentist. In the waiting room, the husband announces to his wife that he will pass before her, because he does not have one for very long. When his turn comes, the husband settles on the chair and asks the dentist:
- How much does it cost to remove a molar with complete anesthesia?
- It takes 100 euros.
- Too expensive ! And with local anesthesia?
- In this case, 50 euros.
- Ok. And without anesthesia, using that tongs?
- It will be 40 euros ...
- Ok, we'll do like that then.
The Jew gets up, returns to the waiting room and says to his wife:
- You can come darling. Now it's your turn.