Advanced drunkenness
A guy gets out of the bistro one night by the boss, because of his advanced state of intoxication. He gets up, and collapses on the ground. So he has to go home crawling. Arrived at his door, he can somehow get up and go home. He begins to climb the stairs, and again finds himself on the floor. He then crawls to his room, manages to climb on his bed, and falls asleep like a mass. The next morning, his
woman comes screaming:
- You still came home drunk last night!
There is the boss of the bistro who just called to say that you had forgotten your wheelchair there!