A groom on a honeymoon left his wife to go fishing. On the edge of the river, he meets one of his friends.
- How are you not with your wife?
- No, you know how much I like fishing ...
- All the same, you could have stayed a little your wife ...
- No, she has a vaginal infection ... And you know how much I like fishing.
- Okay, but at that moment you could still kiss her a little?
- No, she has dental abscesses and all her teeth are spoiled ... And you know how much I like fishing.
- Well, but why did not you take her for a walk?
- Impossible, she has a club foot. And you know how much I love fishing.
- Excuse me, buddy, but if she has so many problems, why did you marry her?
- Well, she's got more worms. And you know how much I like fishing ...