A dying old man wants to be buried with his money. He then calls his priest, his doctor and his lawyer by his bedside.
- Here's $ 30,000 in cash that I give to each of you. I trust you to put that money in my coffin when I'm buried.
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the casket. The priest suddenly burst into tears and confesses:
- I only put $ 20,000 in the envelope because I needed $ 10,000 to fix the roof of the church.
"Well, since we are between trusted people," said the doctor. I put only $ 10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new x-ray machine for pediatrics at the hospital that cost $ 20,000.
The lawyer answers them:
"I'm ashamed of you two," he exclaims. I put all the money in the coffin, I enclosed a check for the entire $ 30,000.