A drunk guy rings at a door at 4am. The man from the house gets up, opens and asks him, "What do you want?" the drunk man answers "Come push me! You must come push me!" Excited, the owner of the house told him: "I do not know you, it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you wake me up to tell me to push you, so let the cellar go!" He goes back to his room and goes back to bed. His wife has heard the conversation and she is not happy at all. She said to him, "Honestly honey, you disappoint me, it's happened to you already, you could have pushed this poor guy!" "Yeah, plus he's drunk ..." "Reason more to push him, he will not do it alone ... No, there, really ... I do not recognize you, I'm very disappointed your attitude ... "Then the guy gets remorseful, gets dressed and goes down. He opens the door and shouts, "Hey, I'm going to push you, where are you?" And the hot guy to answer:
"Chu, in the swing!"