approached his assistant "George'', I am going hunting tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care
of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers George.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,George,
How was your day?"
George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says
George.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her
bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and
shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Geore, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."