A dietitian gave a lecture in front of a large audience.
- All the material we put in our stomach is enough to have killed you all in a few years.
Red meat is awful.
The gaseous liquors wear out the walls of the stomach.
Chinese dishes are full of MSG.
Vegetables can be disastrous, and no one realizes the long-term misdeeds of consuming water that is full of germ.
But there is one thing that is even more terrible and dangerous than we all have or will ever eat. Is there anyone in the room who can tell me which food can cause the most misery and suffering after eating?
A 75-year-old man sitting in the front row gets up and says:
Yes, the wedding cake!