A blonde goes to the hairdresser with a walkman.
The hairdresser asks him to remove his walkman to be able to better cut but she answers him: No! Its a question of life or death ! The hairdresser unfortunately cuts the cable of the walkman and acts as if nothing had happened. After 5 minutes he realizes that she is all blue. Bored, he listens to the walkman and hears: inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale ...