1975: Long hair
2018 : Longing for hair
1975: KEG
2018 : EKG
1975 : Acid rock
2018 : Acid reflux
1975 : Moving to California
because it's cool
2018 : Moving to Arizona because
it's warm
1975 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2018 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975 : Seeds and stems
2018 : Roughage
1975 : Hoping for a BMW
2018 : Hoping for a BM
1975 : Going to a new, hip joint
2018 : Receiving a new hip joint
1975 : Rolling Stones
2018 : Kidney Stones
1975 : Being called into the principal's office
2018 : Calling the principal's
office
1975: Screw the system
2007 : Upgrade the system
1975 : Disco
2018 : Costco
1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2018 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975: Passing the drivers' test
2018 : Passing the vision test
1975 : Whatever
2018 : Depends
1975: Long hair
2018 : Longing for hair
1975: KEG
2018 : EKG
1975 : Acid rock
2018 : Acid reflux
1975 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2018 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975 : Seeds and stems
2018 : Roughage
1975 : Hoping for a BMW
2018 : Hoping for a BM
1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2018 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved