17 reasons why alcohol should be used at work
1. This is a good reason to come to work.
2. This leads to more honest communications.
3. This reduces complaints about bad pay.
4. Employees now tell bosses what they think and not what the boss wants to hear.
5. Encourages cagnotes and participation.
6. Increase job satisfaction because even if you have a bad job, you do not care!
7. Eliminate vacations as people prefer to come to work.
8. This gives a better look to our workmates.
9. The food in the cafeteria tastes better.
10. Bosses are more inclined to give pay raises when they are on the brush.
11. Salary negotiations are more profitable.
12. Employees work later as they no longer need to relax at the bar.
13. That gives! opening to people with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for some employees to be drunk on lunch time.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to become sober again.
17. Sitting her naked ass on the photocopier is no longer perceived as something disgusting.