10 reasons for a computer to be male:
1. They have a lot of information but they remain unanswered.
2. A better model is just around the corner.
3. They look very good until they are brought home.
4. Always have a backup.
5. They will do whatever you want if you press the right button.
6. The most interesting when you have one is the games you can play.
7. To have their attention, they must be turned on.
8. The lights are on but there is no one.
9. Current rises knock them out for the night.
10. Size matters.