10 reasons why beer should be served at work
1. It's an
incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It
reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they
think, not what management wants to hear.
5. Increase job satisfaction
because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
6. It eliminates vacations
because people would rather come to work.
7. Bosses are more likely to hand
out raises when they are wasted.
8. Employees work later since there's no
longer a need to relax at the bar.
9. Employees no longer need coffee to
sober up.
10. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."